The Love Boson

Being a song written and performed by Lynda Williams.  Lynda Williams is a science 
entertainer whose work can be found at http://www.physics.sfsu.edu/grad/lwilliam/   
Also, a chart showing the standard model of physics can be found at
http://www.physics.sfsu.edu/grad/lwilliam/boson.html


The Standard Model of Physics
has four forces in it.
The Strong, the Weak, Gravity 
And the Electromagnetic 

But I have discovered a new force
Which rules from high above
Let me propose to you
A Unified Theory of Love....

Gluons are strong
A quantum-chromo glue
Binding quarks into atoms
Like I am bound to you.

W's and Z's are weak
They make particles decay
And atoms radioactive
Like how I feel when you're away.

Photons mediate E&M
the particle/wave thang
is so yin/yang!

Gravitons attract
both mass and energy
They move the world around and round.
That's what you do to me.

So now I'm searching for the boson
that mediates the force of love!
But you can't measure it!
You can only feel it!

Pulling on the superstrings of my heart.
We should add it to the Standard Model chart
The force that rules from high above
In a Unified Field Theory of Love!


Copyright 1997 Lynda Williams